things that make me laugh

as a means of consistently updating sweet little dirt on my feet, i'll give you a round up of some things that make me chuckle:

clifford: does anyone else love martin short? cause i think he's the jam. here's some classic marty, circa 1994. (rent it if you haven't seen it).

young frankenstein, towards the end. puttin' on the ritz.

larry david. nothing more to say on that, if you know me, you know about my love for mr. david.

i invite you to incorporate 'schmohawk' into your vocabulary.

good day all.

holy crap

i want to be this kid's friend.

fluffy fingers.

just decided

that i'm going to catch 'step brothers' today.  i am counting on it to be totally inappropriate.  

**update:  really lame movie**

a few things sold me on going to see this today, but i'll tell you what tipped me right over the edge.  the part in the trailer where john c. reilly sings, "this is how we do it" jumps on the bunk bed and then it collapses.  gets me every time.  

i know everyone has seen the commercials, but this trailer has a lot of funny stuff i hadn't seen yet, so here it is.  it's the 'mature' one, so it's got bad language, if this offends you, don't watch it.

zoned out and wonky-eyed

so tired, trying to watch project runway on youtube, keep blinking to stay awake. must walk upstairs.

beulah update: that little beast weighs 13 lbs. and she is awesome.

spent the day with anna, here's a snippet of our day:

anna: "what kind of weird music is this?"

lauren: "uhh, do you really not know who this is? i have let you down during the time you lived with us. this is elton john."

anna: "oh right, you mean elton john newton."

lauren: "i'm sorry?"

anna: "elton john newton" (belligerence)

lauren: "wait, are you thinking about olivia newton john?"

songs for sunday

the morning benders--mother and child reunion (paul simon cover)

jon and roy--another noon

devotchka--transliterator

david bowie--let's dance

the do--stay (just a little bit more)

jimmy fallon--idiot boyfriend (this song was awesome circa 2002, my freshman year of college. i still know every word. and actually, it's still pretty funny).

now.

introducing.

sad.

kermit.